Being A Pig Ain’t All Fun

Sounds like it should be, right? Hey, even you vanilla guys out there, yea, I’m talking to you. Admit it – even you fantasize about playing a pig now and again even if that’s not your regular scene. After all, pig play is gay porn for real.

Torn jockstraps and worn work boots, and maybe some rebel boy baseball caps. Or leather boots and leather jocks. Sweaty bodies (hairy preferable) sandwiched together. Sniffin’ and lickin’ smelly pits. Nibblin’ on those tits. Sniffin’ and tonguing a guy’s package, hidden away under some jock til you whip his hard, rising cock from underneath and swallow it while you tug or switch your tongue to his big bull balls.  Smelling and tonguing his butt crack up close and personal, getting it all sloppy and wet you don’t even need lube to ram his hole.  Or maybe even getting into some extreme sex like fisting or kinky shit like bathing you in his piss while your mouth catches the rest.

All while all that dirty talk just spouts out like precum.

Obsessive about sex? Sure, we pigs are. No apologies offered. But I got you hard, didn’t I?

Ah, but pig sex and being a pig can be whole different worlds. Because being into pig sex is finding guys who like it too or can get into it with a little mentoring, shall we say. And that’s not always easy.

A lot of guys – and I’m not being judgmental here, after all, to each his own – aren’t all that experienced in man-to-man sex and either haven’t had the chance to experiment or meet the right guy to show them the way, or are afraid to cross some imaginary barrier beyond the “you show me yours, I’ll show you mine” or “let’s jerk off” stage. HIV-phobic? Hell, who isn’t these days, but raunchy sex doesn’t have to be anal.

Then there’s those guys who are into the Mr. Clean agenda. In a recent hook-up site poll, respondents ranked “poor hygiene” high on the list of turn-offs when it came to connecting. For them, deodorant, a fresh shower, even cologne are musts (how about a lasered body while you’re at it?). Sorry, but raunch means smelling the guy, not the Ralph Lauren, and the sweatier the better. Hell, when I’m going at it with another pig-minded buddy, we’ll even turn off the ac or turn up the heat.

The other problem is pig sex is often an acquired taste of older, more mature guys. Hey, no problem with age in my book (maybe because my fiftieth birthday came and went), but in my mind, you also have to keep your shit together., i.e., keep the muscle tone up and the fat down which is not something a lot of older gay men believe in even if they still THINK their pig material.

That’s why nowadays, when I’m lucky to connect with a like minded raunch guy in between my more traditionalist sex partners, I like to hold on to him as long as I can and savor every sweaty pore. If it were up to me, Arrid would be outlawed.


2 thoughts on “Being A Pig Ain’t All Fun

  1. Dave

    All the guys in Atlanta seem to be hairless..clean..smell pretty..nice to know there are some of us a bit dirty..into dirty hairy natural body odor, sweat, and keeping the body hair on! A guy should be a guy, you know!

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