The Perfect Cock, The Perfect Butt: What’s Your Favorite?

We all know cocks come in a variety of shapes and sizes and you can never really tell what kind of cock a particular guy’s got just by looking at him. (So much for the big nose, big feet theories). So what’s the perfect cock – not just any cock – but the perfect cock, you ask?

Well, it all depends on who you’re talking to. If you happen to prefer or just like oral sex, you wanna a cock you can handle, a nice size, let’s say six and half to eight, maybe, a nice girth, but not too thick, something you can enjoy and savor like fine wine without throwing up your veal parmesan dinner.

But if you’re a bottom boy, power bottom, or just plain anal freak, you want your man hung, right? Don’t we all – even though those who prefer oral – fantasize about that BIG dick? And for those of us who want it up the ass, the bigger the better, even if the enjoyment of having that beast inside us is more fantasy than physical. (After all, the prostate gland is only a few inches up and to the side of the rectum.) As long as you don’t end up tasting his foreskin on your tongue.

O.K., so what’s my perfect cock? Cut, six and half to seven or eight, nice mushroom head and a nice thick shaft to grab onto. But hey, yours may be different, and nibbling on some droopy foreskin sure can be fun too. All while he’s getting hot and hard just for you.

Then what about the perfect butt? Bubble butt, no butt, or a butt you could use for an IMAX screen? Me? I happen to like a manly, muscular and very furry butt and hairy butt hole to keep old Mr. Peter deliriously happy just as long as the guy is tight enough to hold onto my dick but not too tight that I need a battling ram to inch in there. After all, the pleasure for you and him is having that dick glide in and out effortlessly.

But whatever our personal preferences, our personal best, what counts the most is what that perfect cock and butt – our perfect cock and butt – are attached to. For me, he’s gotta be a guy, somebody you’d trust your car to kinda guy. When who we’re screwing around with becomes less important than what we’re screwing, sex becomes a mechanical act, and sooner or later in our respective gay careers, we find the fun leaving the sex and sex just no fun.

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