“Got a Tight Ass for Ya”

That’s what a lot of bottoms in the profiles gloat about to us tops, as if a virgin hole was a rare delicacy like caviar. But did you ever try to fuck a guy with a truly tight ass? It’s like trying to squeeze the Queen Mary into the Lincoln Tunnel.

Me? Give me a butthole that’s got some mileage on it, just enough to make it easy to get in, yet tight enough to stay there.

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