Custom Porn

Once upon a time in Fairyland, all those nasty, decadently delicious hook-up sites were for, well, hookin’ up. But as I’ve said before, more and more they and the other miracles of the web, like skyping and streaming, have made cybersex an end to itself. And with all those hot horny men from across the country and around the world there at your fingertips, why settle for generic homo-porn for the masses when you can have custom porn? Designed for and by you.

You know what I’m talkin’ about, buddy. Sure you do.

Typical scenario: you see a guy on one of the sites that makes your cock suddenly stiffen like the old days when you didn’t have to think about it. You’re in your dirty underwear, haven’t brushed your teeth in two days, and have put on a few pounds since your last photo shoot that sits proudly displayed on your Manhunt/Daddyhunt/Adam4Adam/DudesNude/Bear411/Bearwww/Dadydater/ Bearcentral/fill in your favorite Profile. But it’s the pixels that count now, not you.

You ogle the guy’s profile pics, even more scandalous than yours in all their naked cock and ass splendor, and you fantasize about tying him up to your bedposts (if you had bedposts), and before you can even grab your cumrag from your sock drawer, you blow a load all over your underwear.

Hey, they had to be washed anyway, right?

Or better, you hit the guy up and he comes back with some truckstop/locker room/ dreggy motel dirty talk narrative to go with his pics. Or you quickly swap e-mail addresses and exchange a shitload of even wilder pics from your respective private stocks, or go for the Whole Monty by flipping on your cam camera.  You whip out whatever toys make you feel good and go for it.

So now you’ve gotten all hot and bothered and all edged up not just by some favorite x-tube clip that’s been voted on by a thousand other horny men, but by a guy – one guy –  who you’ve touched and who’s touched you – virtually of course is –from two states or half a world away. That and promising one another to connect some day in the flesh (something you both know will probably never happen) only amplifies your mutual fantasies.

Porn, hotter than hotter, because it was designed by you for you.

Custom Cumming.

Can it get any better than that?

Sure it can. Like having the guy right there in the flesh. Then again, with custom porn, there are few shortcomings or disappointments, no cologne when you wanted him man-sweaty, since your fantasy fills in the blanks and smooths over the rough edges.

Yep, custom porn is just about the best kind of sex that your brain and cyberspace can deliver without even changing those dirty, sticky underwear of yours.

Now, if the tech wizards could just bring back smello-vision …

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