Even as California was preparing to issue its first same-sex marriage licenses after an almost five year hiatus, some Super Conservative Congressman on the floor of the House declared that now that the Supreme Court has knocked down DOMA, legalized polygamy (which the feds forced the Mormon Church to give up in order for Utah to become a state in 1896) and bigamy may soon be next.
Hell, I think inter-species marriage should come first. I love my little sandy colored Chihuahua-terrier “designer dog” Pete and he loves me. And it’s unconditional love, not all that nonsense between humans. Besides he’s got a cute little butt and a dong bigger than some tricks I’ve had lately. I might even bottom for him.