Soft Male Porn for the Masses

I was sitting in the ophthalmologist’s office down here the other day waiting for my other half while he got his monthly shot in the eye injections for his macular degeneration, surrounded by old farts that looked like they belonged to the K-mart Buyers Club judging by the plaid shirts, baggy shorts and high socks they wore like a uniform. I searched for a magazine in the pile of old Time and high end interior design mags apparently brought in by the docs, you know those glossy depictions of wealthy excess on how the other half lives and you never will.

Then I saw HIM. Adam Levine’s boyish face with a one day’s growth on the cover of the most recent issue of “People” that had declared him this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive.”

I quick flipped to the pages of the cover story and there was a spread on him that included Adam posing against a wall in an open leather jacket that exposed that slim, 6 pack body of his (which BTW he admits he shaves to show off those tattoos). Ah, but I soon discovered he was just a one pretty face among many; it seems like the whole issue was dedicated to male beauty, for one page after the other sported pics of this year’s runners up, the still hot sexiest men of yesterday year, and your run-of-the mill Hollywood hunks that made the issue one giant piece of hot soft male porn.

In fact, I felt like I was scanning one of OUR mags, you know the ones with guys in various stages of undress. The only things missing were exposed, erect cocks and butts.

Ah, but for the minutes I flipped and re-flipped – and re-flipped – through the mag, I forgot about all the old farts surrounding me and the Nazi horror show my other half was enduring inside, and immersed myself in total male perfection.

Ragged as it was, I would have stolen the copy if for no other reason than to hide my hard-on.

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