Legal Threesomes Next on the Horizon?

I figured it only would be a matter of time after the Supreme Court blessed same sex marriage that the polygamists in Utah, that just approved gay marriage, would get on the bandwagon and apply the same argument to get their happy poly unions legal. (Back in 1896 , the territory of Utah had to promise Congress to make polygamy illegal to become a state.) Well, a U.S. District Court judge, in a test case brought by a poly-husband, has struck down key elements of Utah’s anti-polygamy law on the grounds – you guessed it – that they violate the constitutional rights to privacy – and this one will hard to beat – religious freedom, though I thought formal Mormon Church doctrine forbade these relationships.

So who knows. Now that we gays are bulldozing across the country with same sex marriage, legal threesomes may be the next new frontier. And don’t laugh. I was in the leather bar in Tampa awhile back when I started chatting with a hot furry leather man about life. During our conversation, he mentioned that he and his partner (who preferred watching TV on Saturday night to the comings and the goings of the Tampa leather scene) were recent San Francisco transplants. In S.F., Hot Man was an attorney whose clientele included three way relationships. Married marrieds with another man or woman in the picture, or just three gay boys or girls living together. But these were not just threesomes built on sex, not when property and 401K’s and kids and healthcare proxies and estates came into the picture.

I’ve known only one such kinda relationship myself up in Pennsylvania where my partner and I own a summer home. Three guys living together and sharing the same bed. The jaded side of me wondered if they kept a calendar so they knew who slept with whom what night or, whether, lucky fucks, they played threeways every night of the week. But the serious side of me realizes there’s got to be more to it than that, just like in conventional long-term twosome relationships. What makes three people stay together in domestic, domiciled bliss? It’s got to be more than a big dick or a tight ass. Common interests? Emotional ties? Money?

Now since the New York State border is only minutes away from us in PA, I keep pestering George to get hitched strictly for the federal tax savings, But Mr. Macho here will have none of this “married to a man” shit. And I shouldn’t marry him anyway, since I got five times the amount of money he has and I could see him running off with a Swingin’ Richards male strip club hottie one Saturday night and taking me for half of what I got.

No, I’ll wait until things get real laissez-faire and I can marry our two male doggies, both of whom have bigger dongs than tricks I’ve had lately, and fuck him out of everything.

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