For those of you with a partner or bf who like to secretly visit those hook-up sites to jerk-off or connect but fear getting caught: a 77 year old woman spied her 76 year old husband of 33 years looking at a str8 dating site which led to a brawl with hubbie shoving wifey to the ground, breaking her hip.

He is now facing assault charges – get this – on a person over 65 years old.

And we thought only gay boys were drama queens.