How Is a Gay Gym Different from a Str8 One?

I’ve used both, so here goes:

In the str8 gym, the old men ogle at the young girls.

In the gay gym, the old men ogle at the young guys.

In the str8 gym, the young men ogle at the young girls.

In the gay gym, the young men ogle at the young guys – or Daddies if that’s what they’re looking for.

In the str8 gym, the guys wear baggy work shorts that look like they took a shit in ‘em.

In the gay gym, the guys wear the shortest, tightest shorts the law or management would allow and the bigger the bulge the better.

In the str8 gym, guys try to look jockey like they were still playin’ high school football.

In the gay gym, guys try to look fetching in tanks that show more skin than they cover.

In the str8 gym, guys talk about the girls they’ve fucked or want to, or the big game.

In the gay gym, the guys talk about the guys they’ve fucked or want to, or the big Cher concert they got scalped tix for.

In the str8 gym, guys like to show their pecs but rarely their nips.

In the gay gym, guys like to show off their pecs and their nips, and the bigger the better.

In the str8 gym, some guys just roam around to be envied by the men and cruised by the girls.

In the gay gym, all guys roam around to be cruised – and envied.

In the str8 gym, equipment is upgraded sooner or later.

In the gay gym, the equipment is never upgraded – after all, fags will put up with anything as long as they can wear their short shorts.

About the only thing in common between a str8 gym and a gay gym is that guys endlessly play with their ipods or smartphones like they were edging their cocks.

Reps optional.

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