Unsolicited “In Your Face” Personal Porn

Now the usual sequence of events on a cyber-connect is you hit up a guy who gets your cock drooling or he hits you up, and if there’s at least a spark between you, up pop the private pics. Sometimes those pics lead to some up front and personal action (even when you meet and realize he measured his dick in Manhunt inches); most times things end there with both of you shooting your loads in secret while Fido sits underneath your desk chair licking up all that man juice.

Unsolicited personal porn, on the other hand, a phenomenon I think of the phone app era, is when a guy on Growl’r or Scruff without as much as a “Hi dude, hot!” sends you his private pics – bam! – whether you asked for them or not. (At least on the traditional hook-up sites, you can choose to open or just delete them.) He’s determined to shove them in your face – (actually he’d prefer your mouth) even when, or especially when they’re so gross that the Religious Right plans to pirate them to use in its aversion therapy slide show.

What gives? Are these guys that lonely, that desperate for attention? Or maybe – now stay with me –maybe he thinks he IS hot and he’s giving you the unsolicited privilege of seeing what he hides from the rest of the world, that is, except for the 2,734 viewers he cyber-shocked before you.

Or on the opposite side of the coin are those guys with no pics up at all whose message to you is about as inviting as an unflushed toilet in the restroom in Wal-Mart.

Not “Hi man. Mind opening your privates?”

No, it’s a demanding, demanding like a petulant child: “Show me you cock” or “I wanna see cock.”

Are they bad spellers or maybe English is their second language? Who the fuck knows?

So guys, do me a favor. Got nothing to sell? Why bother with your real thingee when you can always hack some hottie’s pics and call them your own. You know and I know we’ll never meet so at least give me a virtual grope, huh buddy?

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