Another Installment of My Gay Advice Column: “Go Ask Daddy”
Buddy: There’s this guy I met on-line. We played around a few times, but for me it was just no-strings-attached sex. He kept telling me though that I was his “Mr. Right” and for last couple of months he’s been hitting me up on almost every hook-up site, or endlessly texting me, pleading that we make it again and to give him a second chance. Hey, even if I got my faults, I think I’m a nice guy. Should I just tell him he’s got it all wrong and to fuck off? Then block him?
Daddy: Baby, congrats! What you got here is a gay stalker. Hopefully when you fucked, you did it at his place, not yours, otherwise he’ll be pining on your lawn at three in the morning. Yea, you can block him after you tell him he’s a creep, but remember, there’s a fine line between love and hate and emotionally immature people need to be fed. For them, hate shows them you still think about them, even if it’s in a fucked-up kind of way.
No, the best thing you can do is just IGNORE HIM. Nothing stifles a stalker more than to be ignored.
Just a word to the wise: make sure you wear your bullet-proof vest under your bulldog harness the next time you visit your favorite bar.
You know, Just in case.
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