Another Installment of My Gay Advice Column, “Go Ask Daddy”

Another Installment of My Gay Advice Column, “Go Ask Daddy”

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Buddy: Daddy, about six months ago I started an online relationship with a real hot guy, half a country away. Not only did we have a dozen lusty virtually sexcapades, trading naked pics and dirty talk, we had so much else in common. We regularly touched base with one another three, four times a week.

Well, recently a business trip came up where I would be a short driving distance from where he lived, and I quickly jumped at the chance to finally meet in person. But when I let him know, he made up some asshole excuse why he wouldn’t be around exactly on the dates I would be in town. Then he disappeared into cyberspace. I’m crushed. Was I too forward?

Daddy: Jesus fucken Christ, how long you been a gay boy? Don’t you get it?

He’s partnered or married, yea, maybe even married to an alien creature like a woman; OR

20150902_121915He’s ten or more years older than his pics say he is and he’s been weaving this fantasy relationship with you – and who knows how many others – because it was “safe” OR

He’s just one of these guys who doesn’t want to press the flesh but is quite fine with virtual relationships.

Apparently you aren’t.

My advice: move on. And the next time you start one of these wireless, long distance romances, think twice how deep you wanna go. (And get your mind out of the gutter – that’s not what I meant.)

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