Hook-up Site Types You Should Avoid
The Hopeless Romantic
This is the guy who insists in his profile he’s only out to find his soulmate, not Mr. Right Now. Now you find him hot, or he may hit you up but even if you are in the market for an LTR, his unrealistic expectations from the starting gate are a turn-off. Hey, all LTR’s have to begin with enjoyable sex first or it ain’t gonna happen. So, as much as he says he wants to meet, his probing into your personal life and in what you look for in a guy, or worse, what he’s looking for in his soulmate, well, soon become boring and any lust goes out the window.
The Goofy Out-of-Towner
He’s in from Des Moines and thinks you’re superhot and wants to carry your seed up his butt back home as a souvenir but when you try to set up a playtime, he says he’ll be tied up with his buddies shopping, beaching, bowling – who knows … Hey buddy, you wanna fuck or don’t you?
The Super Horny Out-of-Towner
He’s in from Des Moines and thinks you’re superhot and wants to carry your seed up his butt back home as a souvenir but when you try to set up a playtime he’s suddenly asking if you got any top buddies to join in the gangbang. What am I, your fucken pimp?
The “Lay Me” Layovers
Flight attendants looking to jam in as many men as they can. See above.
The Endless Questioner
You know by the eighth message on how far you’re gonna stick your dick but his tight butt that he has no attentions of hooking up but instead is probably sitting on his favorite dildo, getting off. Cut him off by the third “and then what are you gonna do to me?” by moving on.
The Hetero Curious
He’s fucken hot in his profile and up front and personal but he’ still wrestling with whether he likes boys or girls – he often was married or has a longtime girlfriend – and when the two of you connect the man-to-man sex goes nowhere or he lays there like a mannequin waiting for your mouth on his cock.
The Workday Slacker
You’re home, off from work or just not working, and this dude hits you up on Scruff and gets you all hot and bothered with pics and messages, but when you spring the question, ”wanna come over?’ he tells you he’s at work. Huh? Besides getting caught goofing off, when the fuck have you got time to flirt on an app at work? When I was working, I had to schedule my own piss breaks!
What’s the morale of my story?
Whoever said it’s easier to get sex now with us boys having the web owns stock in Manhunt.