64 Year Old Man Receives Penis Transplant. Viva Viagra!

64 Year Old Man Receives Penis Transplant. Viva Viagra!

In the old days, an over fifty guy who was impotent was handed a penis pump. Ever use one of those? Your dick ends up looking like a size queen’s wet dream but pull it out, and while it may be longer and thicker, it’s still too limp to fuck with.

Enter Viagra, the biggest selling drug of all time, and suddenly a lot of older guys, including senior citizens, felt like stallions. Hell, l see it in our local sex club. It don’t matter how much the guy looks like a troll, if his tool bongs up like a Jack-in-the Box, he’s almost guaranteed a pretty mouth or hungry hole.

I say all this because l hope our 64 year old who lost his original equipment to cancer uses his gift for more than just pissing. A 21 year old in South Africa who received the world’s first penal transplant a few years ago has a fully functional tool, so it ain’t there just for looks.

With transgenderism on the tip of everyone’s tongue these days, finally we can put all these discarded penises to good use. Maybe super wealthy Cate Jenner can fund the Penis Transplant Center in the name of humanity.

Seriously though, one of the dirty little secrets about the Iraqi War is that there are a number of servicemen who lost their family jewels to a suicide bomber and would be very happy to have something dangling between their legs again.

So now that dick transplants are doable, maybe there should be a separate box on the organ donor cards so many of us carry around in case a Mac truck decides to get in the way of our sedan or SUV.

Whatya think?

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