Before bedding down with just one man, my handsome forty three year old lover (when you got the near perfect guy who thinks you’re hot shit too, why look elsewhere), I was Run-around Ray when, if I was box office poison on the web a particular week (now the web is just plain dead) I would hit the sex clubs and bath houses and ended up leaving twenty or thirty dollars lighter and more frustrated than when I came in.
One time I was at Slammers, our local sex club, getting my fifth uncompleted blow job of the night at one of its glory holes (my moment of triumph would cum a half hour later), when a guy, apparently hitting the jackpot on the other end, yelled out, “fuck yea!”
It struck me that this is probably the most frequently used phrase us gay boys utter in our tainted, jaded vocabulary.
Now the origins of the word, fuck, are kinda murky. Some scholars trace it to Latin, others say it’s Germanic, and that “fuck” initially meant “to strike,” then later “to penetrate.” There’s even one silly hypothesis that claims it dates back to when sex was illegal unless it was permitted by the king, so people who were legally having intercourse were doing Fornication Under Consent of the King or F.U.C.K.
But, who the fuck cares how it came to be, right? We all love the guttural sound of the phrase and its lustful, super-butch impact when you say it, making you feel (if you aren’t already) like some hot, big, brick shithouse of a guy, bearded and hairy and hung ….
And we gay guys use it for every occasion:
When somebody’s going down on you and doing a great job, it’s “fuck yea, buddy, fuck yea!” alternated with “fucken A, fucken A!”
Or when you’re plowing a guy, his hairy muscled legs up on your shoulders, and he’s laying there, starry- eyed or his hairy fucken butt’s in your face, or you’re the one getting plowed, every thrust generates another “Fuck yea man, fuck yea!”
Or when you see some hottie across the way at a bar or a bath house and you whisper to your buddy or, suitably plastered, just go up to the guy and spurt it out, “Fuck yea, man. You are fucken hot! So when are we gonna fuck?”
Or as we’re shootin’ our load, whatever position we’re in, don’t we all yelp, “fuck yea!”
Sure we do.